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Post at 8-19-2009 02:25 | This Author's Posts Only

Lets tell a joke

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
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Post at 8-19-2009 02:43 | This Author's Posts Only
;P;P;P;P;P
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Post at 8-19-2009 03:47 | This Author's Posts Only
bad hubby la
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Post at 8-19-2009 09:03 | This Author's Posts Only
lmao.....nice one
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Post at 8-19-2009 10:18 | This Author's Posts Only
hahahahahahaha nice
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Post at 8-19-2009 13:53 | This Author's Posts Only
rofl nice one
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Post at 8-20-2009 19:04 | This Author's Posts Only
epic fail!
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slapping at the sky,
raise my axe into the air,
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Post at 8-21-2009 11:50 | This Author's Posts Only
A man had his credit card stolen.
However he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less money than his wife did.
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Post at 8-21-2009 14:27 | This Author's Posts Only
lmao.......poor guy
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Post at 9-12-2009 02:07 | This Author's Posts Only
Seeing as we cant play heres more jokes

A man is in a store and walked up to this lady and asked
"excuses me miss I was wondering if I can talk to you for a minute?
I lost my Wife while we shopping here"
The lady asked "how is talking to me going to help you?"
"well" the man replied "whenever I speak to a girl with big hooters like yours my wife just comes out of no were"
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Post at 9-12-2009 02:09 | This Author's Posts Only
Before Marriage:

He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After Marriage:

Now read this from bottom to top.
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